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    The People in an Olive Garden Commercial Share Their Existential Pain
    by Rachel Klein
  • October 26, 2010
    A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory
    by Seth Reiss
  • October 22, 2010
    An Open Letter to People Who Insist That New York is the Only Place to Get a Decent Bagel
    by Simon Waxman
  • September 22, 2010
    Come Join Our Prayer Group-Slash-Cheese Tasting-Slash-Orgy
    by Jon Methven
  • July 7, 2010
    To the Lighthouse. But First, to the Food Carts
    by Marco Kaye
  • June 8, 2010
    I Don’t Know, Honey, Where Do You Want To Eat?
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • May 20, 2010
    Comfort Food Menu from the Emotional Café
    by Timothy Gager and Eliabeth Rawlins
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