A hint of lime
A whisper of salt
An intimation of maltodextrin
A suspicion of dietary fiber
An insinuation of polyunsaturated fat
A soupçon of yeast extract
A splash of Fiesta Bowl corporate sponsorship
A trace of U.S. farm subsidy
February 3, 2011
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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