Articles by

Sarah Garb

Sarah Garb lives in California with her husband and their two favorite psychological manipulators. She is 85% sure it wasn’t her who pooped on the carpet.

June 1, 2018

Yes, Your Toddler Is Gaslighting You

by Sarah Garb
November 17, 2011

Crate and Barrel Furniture or Character from The Wire?

by Sarah Garb
February 3, 2011

Ingredients in Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips

by Sarah Garb
October 15, 2009

Lowest Priority H1N1 Vaccine Groups

by Sarah Garb
August 5, 2005

Lesser-Known Movie Prequels

by Sarah Garb
August 20, 2003

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Revenge of the Hunt and Peckers

by Carlton Doby , Megan Peterson, and Sarah Garb
September 16, 2002

Actual and Made-up Adages Used to Promote the Consumption of Pork

by Sarah Garb and Megan Peterson
June 3, 2002

Signatures Available from Print Shop’s Certificate Maker Program

by Sarah Garb and Megan Peterson

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October 9, 2009

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I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

by Emily Flake
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The 52 Stages of Insomnia

by Marco Kaye
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Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

by Taylor Kay Phillips, Casey Rand, Sasha Stewart, and Kate Villa

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