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Articles by
Sarah Garb
Sarah Garb lives in California with her husband and their two favorite psychological manipulators. She is 85% sure it wasn’t her who pooped on the carpet.
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June 1, 2018Yes, Your Toddler is Gaslighting You
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November 17, 2011List: Crate and Barrel Furniture or Character from The Wire?
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February 3, 2011List: Ingredients in Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips
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October 15, 2009List: Lowest Priority H1N1 Vaccine Groups
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August 5, 2005List: Lesser-Known Movie Prequels
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August 20, 2003McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Revenge of the Hunt and Peckers
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September 16, 2002List: Actual and Made-up Adages Used to Promote the Consumption of Pork
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June 3, 2002List: Signatures Available from Print Shop’s Certificate Maker Program
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?