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Sarah Garb
Sarah Garb lives in California with her husband and their two favorite psychological manipulators. She is 85% sure it wasn’t her who pooped on the carpet.
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June 1, 2018Yes, Your Toddler is Gaslighting You
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November 17, 2011Crate and Barrel Furniture or Character from The Wire?
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February 3, 2011Ingredients in Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips
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October 15, 2009Lowest Priority H1N1 Vaccine Groups
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August 5, 2005Lesser-Known Movie Prequels
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August 20, 2003McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Revenge of the Hunt and Peckers
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September 16, 2002Actual and Made-up Adages Used to Promote the Consumption of Pork
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June 3, 2002Signatures Available from Print Shop’s Certificate Maker Program
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans