Lighthouse keepers
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Philosophy post-docs
Psychic Friends Network operators
Donkey Kong world record seekers
Detroit Lions food vendors
North Korean tour guides
Both residents of Twombly, Maine
Dodge Caliber salesmen
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October 15, 2009
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