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June 30, 2017Donald Trumps Signs the Declaration of Independence
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June 30, 2017I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 2, 2015How We Celebrate the Fourth of July
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July 3, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Real Men Bring Their Own Shade
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July 3, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: John Hancock
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June 18, 2013Apocalypse of the Week: July Fourth
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters