Wear the fuck out of red, white and blue.
Eat like a motherfucker.
Drink like a motherfucker.
Sweat like a motherfucker.
Feel all proud and shit about our fucking kick-ass country.
Swat the shit out of that motherfucking fly.
Eat like there’s no fucking tomorrow.
Drink like there’s no fucking tomorrow.
Bitch like a motherfucker about our fucking broke-ass country.
Will the shit out of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture” to hurry its long fucking ass and get to the goddamn part where shit blows up.
Blow shit up.
Lose a fucking finger or two blowing shit up.
Laugh our ass off when someone else loses a fucking finger or two blowing shit up.
Stuff the shit out of our fucking face one more fucking time.
Drink ’til it fucking runs out.
Feel all proud and shit that our country is what it fucking is.
Pass the fuck out from all the patriotic shit.