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All posts tagged
fourth-of-july
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2019Some Notes On This Year’s Fireworks Display
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July 3, 2019Happy 2019th Birthday, America!
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July 2, 2019President Whitmore From Independence Day Debates His Challenger
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June 30, 2017Donald Trumps Signs the Declaration of Independence
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June 30, 2017I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 2, 2015How We Celebrate the Fourth of July
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July 3, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Real Men Bring Their Own Shade
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July 3, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: John Hancock
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
