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All posts tagged
fourth-of-july
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2019Some Notes On This Year’s Fireworks Display
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July 3, 2019Happy 2019th Birthday, America!
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July 2, 2019President Whitmore From Independence Day Debates His Challenger
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June 30, 2017Donald Trumps Signs the Declaration of Independence
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June 30, 2017I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 2, 2015How We Celebrate the Fourth of July
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July 3, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Real Men Bring Their Own Shade
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July 3, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: John Hancock
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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July 10, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796 -
July 31, 2020Teacher
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July 22, 2020Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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August 4, 2020The Dark Side of the Moon Is Coming Along Well, But Let’s Not Lose Track of the Big Picture, Which Is That We Need This Album to Synch-Up With The Wizard of Oz
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August 4, 2020Reasons My Baby Will No Longer Be Wearing a Diaper in Public
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August 4, 2020
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