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    How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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    How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative on the Fourth of July
    by Gary M. Almeter and Reese Cassard
  • July 2, 2024
    Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
    by Maura Quint
  • July 2, 2024
    President Whitmore from Independence Day Debates His Challenger
    by Evan Altshuler and Mike Jungman
  • July 3, 2023
    John Hancock Explains His Big Signature
    by Matt Stofsky
  • June 29, 2023
    Ron DeSantis’s Fourth of July Party Prep List
    by Andy Schocket
  • July 2, 2021
    Fireworks for People Who Don’t Like Fireworks
    by Ysabel Yates and Claire Lordon
  • July 3, 2020
    We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
    by Rebecca Saltzman
  • July 3, 2019
    Some Notes on This Year’s Fireworks Display
    by Ryan Chapman
  • July 3, 2019
    Happy 2019th Birthday, America!
    by Cody Skalmowski
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