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All posts tagged
fourth-of-july
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July 5, 2024President Whitmore from Independence Day Debates His Challenger
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July 3, 2024How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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July 3, 2024How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative on the Fourth of July
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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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July 3, 2023John Hancock Explains His Big Signature
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June 29, 2023Ron DeSantis’s Fourth of July Party Prep List
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July 2, 2021Fireworks for People Who Don’t Like Fireworks
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2019Some Notes on This Year’s Fireworks Display
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July 3, 2019Happy 2019th Birthday, America!
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead
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March 21, 2025American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards
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March 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Process: Judy Baca, Generation on Fire, 2023