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fourth-of-july
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June 30, 2017Donald Trumps Signs the Declaration of Independence
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June 30, 2017Monologue: I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 2, 2015List: How We Celebrate the Fourth of July
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July 3, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Real Men Bring Their Own Shade
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July 3, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: John Hancock
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June 18, 2013Apocalypse of the Week: July Fourth
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 15, 2018Please Purchase My Personal Data From Me Directly
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October 15, 201819 Things to Know About Me, the Gay Male Sidekick in a Romantic Comedy