Internet TendencyDaily humor almost every day.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

As little as a dollar a month is all it takes to help support our comedy site and its writers. Become a Tendency patron today!

All posts tagged

gwenyth-paltrow

July 26, 2018

Goop’s Fact Checker’s Google Search History

by Elyce Phillips
July 27, 2017

Attention Goop Employees: We’re Pivoting

by Ashwin Rodrigues
March 27, 2017

My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours

by Holly Theisen-Jones
August 29, 2016

List: 6 New Additions to Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Luxury Lifestyle Store

by Ben Hargrave
September 12, 2014

A Millennial Applies for a Ghostwriting Position at a Wealthy White Lady’s Lifestyle Blog

by Max Bisantz
March 12, 1999

The Future Will Bring Changes

by Dave Eggers

Trending 🔥

January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
September 19, 2017

If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises

by Michael Hare
February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 4, 2019

I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors

by Sara K. Runnels

Recently

February 18, 2019

Listen Up, Other Holidays, It’s Me, Presidents’ Day

by Kevin Nye
February 15, 2019

How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe

by Ross Bullen
February 15, 2019

List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020

by Emily Fidago
February 15, 2019

Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight

by Rick Stoeckel