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All posts tagged
gyms
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June 10, 2021T. S. Eliot Goes to a Planet Fitness Gym
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January 2, 2020Thank You For Joining Our Gym and Thereby Helping Us Avoid a Devastating Legal Battle With The Producers of the Hit History Channel Show, Vikings
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October 12, 2018We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice
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February 9, 2018Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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December 27, 2011An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 18, 2021Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever
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November 10, 2021I’m Confused Why All These People Are Quitting Jobs That Pay No Money and Make Them Want to Die