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All posts tagged

gyms

January 2, 2020

Thank You For Joining Our Gym and Thereby Helping Us Avoid a Devastating Legal Battle With The Producers of the Hit History Channel Show, Vikings

by Lillian Stone
October 12, 2018

We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice

by R. Johanna
February 9, 2018

Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym

by Jeff Bender
December 27, 2011

An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room

by Ross Beeley

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April 26, 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?

by Talia Argondezzi
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 21, 2021

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo

by Lisa Borders
April 19, 2021

Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell

by Carol Guess

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May 5, 2021

Updated Privacy Policy From Your Children

by Rachel Mans McKenny
May 5, 2021

How Being a Teacher During a Pandemic is Similar to Being a Steward on the Titanic

by Nashae Jones
May 5, 2021

Thanks For Coming Over For Dinner. I’ve Never Cooked Before and I’m Going to Ruin Your Life

by Austin Adams
May 4, 2021

Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?

by Carlos Greaves