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All posts tagged

haikus

April 12, 2013

Dan Chelotti’s Haiku-a-Day

by Dan Chelotti
November 29, 2012

Haiku Inspired By My Seasonal Affective Disorder

by Lindsey Finn
March 10, 2011

A Series of Haiku from a Shift at Starbucks

by Thierry Comte
November 11, 2009

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Phenomenal fur / Justifiably rodent / Hugs. Cuddles. Ferrets

by Kent Woodyard
May 18, 2007

Haiku a Bitter Duck Might Write

by Jay Silverman
September 27, 2002

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: I Touched Her Hand

by Felix Muhl
January 17, 2001

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: 13 Ways of Looking At Gergen

by Simon Wood

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May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats

by Tori Multon
May 12, 2023

How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail

by Talia Argondezzi

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Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor

by Bobbie Armstrong and Justine Cotter
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I’m the Epigraph to the Novel You’re Reading, and I Don’t Know Why I’m Here Either

by Jeff Bender
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When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide

by Jus Kaplan and Dan Bookbinder
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We at Waystar Royco Sincerely Apologize for Any Abuses That May Have Occurred at a Bluestar Sleepaway Camp+ Experience Property

by E.R. Catalano