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All posts tagged
haikus
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April 12, 2013Dan Chelotti’s Haiku-a-Day
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November 29, 2012Haiku Inspired By My Seasonal Affective Disorder
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March 10, 2011A Series of Haiku from a Shift at Starbucks
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November 11, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Phenomenal fur / Justifiably rodent / Hugs. Cuddles. Ferrets
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May 18, 2007Haiku a Bitter Duck Might Write
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September 27, 2002Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: I Touched Her Hand
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January 17, 2001Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: 13 Ways of Looking At Gergen
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members