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All posts tagged
higher-ed
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March 13, 2020A Note Regarding the Coronavirus Outbreak From Your University’s Vice President of Academic Affairs
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March 10, 2020The New Ten-Factor Authentication Processes for University Faculty
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 9, 2020My Layoff Letter Ground Up with Text From Meat Processing Trade Magazines
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January 7, 202010 Reasons Why You Should NOT Get your MLS (Master of Lighthouse Science)
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents for Adjunct Professors
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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November 18, 2019Your English Professor’s Inner Thoughts On Your Final Paper Topic
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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