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All posts tagged
higher-ed
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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March 21, 2018Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!
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February 21, 2018English Department Search Committee Rejections, Offered Entirely in Canonical British Poetry
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February 16, 2018How to Win at Adjuncting in Ten Simple and Only Mildly Humiliating Steps
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February 2, 2018Academic Conference Hotel Bar Bingo
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January 31, 2018Task List of Emotional and Physical Labor Performed During Meeting With Your Academic Supervisor to Discuss Dissertation That You Desperately Need to Finish But Can’t Because Your Supervisor Believes That Students Represent a Pool of Potential Dates
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January 18, 201812 Sex Positions to Try With Your Student Loans Since They’re Screwing You Anyway
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January 5, 2018DC Comics’ Supervillains of Academia
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December 13, 2017Academia-Themed Holiday Songs
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December 12, 2017Poem About Your University President’s Completely Reasonable Four Million-Dollar Compensation Package
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