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higher-ed
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November 7, 2017On Coming Out as a Philosophy Major to Your Parents
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October 27, 2017Academic Job Market or Terminal Illness?
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October 25, 2017The Adjunct’s Guide to Teaching College Composition
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October 23, 2017A Letter to Prospective Applicants From a Prestigious University
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October 19, 2017Your University’s 11 Distinct Flavors of Discrimination Ranked from Mild to Salty to Extra Spicy
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September 6, 2017Hamlet Applies for a Research Fellowship
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August 25, 2017University Convocation Kickoff Address
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June 23, 2017Your Love of Fashion is Interfering with Your Role as a Lady Intellectual
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June 9, 2017Poem About Your University’s Brand New Community Initiative
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May 24, 2017An Open Letter to My Online Student
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household