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All posts tagged
hockey
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December 14, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Faux Championship Ring
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September 26, 2016Norse History for Bostonians: The Prose Edda for Bostonians: Gylfaginning, Part XX
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May 10, 2013“This is His Coming Out Party”: Inadvertent Homoerotic Phrases Frequently Used by Hockey Commentators
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May 1, 2013Nabokov Wins One for the Islanders
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March 6, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How the Republican Primary Hurts America and the Chicago Blackhawks
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October 26, 2011Lament of a Lonely Zamboni Driver
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April 15, 2005The Philadelphia Flyers Have A Time Machine: Installment Four
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February 21, 2005Highlights of the 2004-2005 NHL Season
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February 9, 2005Titles From the Hockey-Lockout Erotica Library
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July 27, 2004Fake Samarian Gods Referenced in the Motion Picture Ghostbusters, or Surnames of Professional Hockey Players
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1004 -
November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 24, 2020
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November 24, 2020How to Tell Your Parents You’re Not Coming Home for the Holidays Without Quoting from Harry Chapin’s “Cat’s in the Cradle”
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November 24, 2020Wait, This Hand Turkey Fucks
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November 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004