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All posts tagged
homes
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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January 25, 2024An Open Letter to the Real Estate Agent Who Assumed I Was the Housekeeper
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July 10, 2023Features of Homes That I Would Absolutely Settle for in This Housing Market
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June 2, 2022Welcome to Our Apartment That Is So Much Nicer Than Yours
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May 20, 2021The Current Real Estate Market Scoffs at Your Competitive Offer
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April 5, 2021Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song “Our House” by Madness
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October 22, 2020Complaints I’d Have If I Owned a House Instead of Rented an Apartment
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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December 21, 2017Winterize Your Home
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April 25, 2016Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian