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All posts tagged

impeachment

September 27, 2019

Congress Needs to Stop This Impeachment Nonsense and Instead Focus on What It Can Actually Accomplish, Like Undermining Every International Commitment It’s Ever Made

by Chas Gillespie
September 26, 2019

Amongst the Liberal Elite: Impeachment Inquiries Amongst the Liberal Elite

by Elly Lonon
September 25, 2019

What You Need to Know About Big Brother’s Phone Conversation With the Leader of Eurasia

by Chris Pruitt
September 25, 2019

A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur

by Andrew Paul
September 23, 2019

How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments

by Tom Russell
May 30, 2019

We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway

by Bob Vulfov
May 29, 2019

Do Your Fucking Job

by José Ferrer
May 23, 2019

I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell

by Andrew Paul
October 22, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Avoid the I Word

by Alan Hirsch
August 8, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: This Humiliating Person

by Catherine Lacey

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September 13, 2024

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by Kerry Elson
September 13, 2024

Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned

by Ginny Hogan
September 12, 2024

Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying

by Tom O’Donnell
September 12, 2024

J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant

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