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All posts tagged
jeff-bezos
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August 18, 2021Big Space Company Welcomes You Aboard Your First Commercial Space Flight
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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March 16, 2021An Amazon.com Warehouse Worker’s Book Recommendations
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September 3, 2019I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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February 27, 2019Of LIC and Men
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February 8, 2019I Am Jeff Bezos: Man of Principle, Champion of the Exploited
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April 9, 2018Michael Cohen Writes a Threatening Letter to Jeff Bezos On Behalf of An Individual Who Doesn’t Know Anything About the Fact That Mr. Cohen is Writing the Letter
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September 14, 2017Satan Makes His Pitch to Amazon.com
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August 29, 2017FTC Approves Amazon’s Acquisition of Your Brother, Daniel
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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November 30, 2021Put Away That Whip — I’m Not That Kind of Dungeon Master