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jeff-bezos

February 8, 2019

I Am Jeff Bezos: Man Of Principle, Champion of the Exploited

by Adam Chase
April 9, 2018

Michael Cohen Writes a Threatening Letter to Jeff Bezos On Behalf of An Individual Who Doesn’t Know Anything About the Fact That Mr. Cohen is Writing the Letter

by Perry Block
September 14, 2017

Satan Makes His Pitch to Amazon.com

by Michael Maiello
August 29, 2017

FTC Approves Amazon’s Acquisition of Your Brother, Daniel

by Eduardo Martinez Jr.
June 16, 2017

Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods

by Ryan Garcia
May 29, 2013

Monologue: I’m Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, King of the Fucking Sea

by Jack Loftus
August 1, 2008

Monologue: Jeff Bezos Says Hi to You in the Waiting Room of Your Doctors’ Office

by Evan Johnston

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 22, 2019

Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy

by Arthur Imperatore and Brian Geiger
February 22, 2019

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
February 22, 2019

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio

by Kimberly Harrington
February 22, 2019

List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon