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December 23, 2024Job Posting: Team Leader for the Maccabees
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign
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June 9, 2022Job Posting for Junior Office Scapegoat
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May 26, 2022We Would Love to Consider You For This Job We Have Already Filled
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March 9, 2022Come Work at Our Nonprofit Where We Treat Employees Like Family—a Toxic and Dysfunctional Family
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February 28, 2022Our Inclusive Company Invites People with Disabilities to Apply for Jobs and Get Systematically Rejected
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February 4, 2022Odyssey Cruise Lines Now Offering Competitive Rate of $21 an Hour for a Ten-Year Adventure
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October 12, 2021Do You Love Pointless Situations and Children Shrieking Imperatives at You? Apply to Be a Childcare First Responder
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October 6, 2021Job Opportunity: Join the Facebook Apologies Team
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey