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All posts tagged

job-postings

February 12, 2020

The Department of Justice Desperately Seeks Prosecutors to Join Its Office In the District of Columbia

by Sean Myers
March 1, 2019

Immediate Job Opening for Asian Mom

by Dan Fukutomi
October 9, 2018

Woman of Color for Hire

by Misha Euceph
August 2, 2018

An Unemployed Person (Who’s Not Bitter At All) Writes a Job Recruiter’s Job Description

by Ysabel Yates
July 9, 2018

Seeking Technical Mechanics Project Facilitator for Flow-Management Optimalization, Back-End Concordance Manifestations, and Other Things Too

by Brian Pinaire
November 29, 2017

Seeking Idea-Oriented Business Multi-Professional to Localize Metrics-Enlarged Dreamscape Stratagems

by Eric Feezell
November 13, 2017

Southeastern Middlestill University Hiring Visiting Assistant Adjunct Just Because They Heard You’re On the Market

by Austin Tremblay

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 30, 2020

Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine

by Sally Miller and Julie Vick
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
July 16, 2018

The 6 Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer

by Wendi Aarons and Mariana Olenko

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July 14, 2020

Emerson Whitney in conversation with Gender Justice LA

by Emerson Whitney
July 14, 2020

Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes

by Graham Techler
July 14, 2020

It’s Time for Spin Class With Deborah, Forgotten Horsewoman of the Apocalypse

by Brittain McNeel
July 13, 2020

O, How I Miss the Nightclub!

by Gian-Paul Bergeron, Katie Davis, and Kevin Kelly

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