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since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
All posts tagged
job-postings
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March 1, 2019Immediate Job Opening for Asian Mom
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October 9, 2018Woman of Color for Hire
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August 2, 2018An Unemployed Person (Who’s Not Bitter At All) Writes a Job Recruiter’s Job Description
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July 9, 2018Seeking Technical Mechanics Project Facilitator for Flow-Management Optimalization, Back-End Concordance Manifestations, and Other Things Too
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November 29, 2017Seeking Idea-Oriented Business Multi-Professional to Localize Metrics-Enlarged Dreamscape Stratagems
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November 13, 2017Southeastern Middlestill University Hiring Visiting Assistant Adjunct Just Because They Heard You’re On the Market
Trending 🔥
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money