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All posts tagged
job-postings
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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February 22, 2021Dragon Hoarding Enormous Pile of Treasure Seeks Unpaid Intern
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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February 12, 2020The Department of Justice Desperately Seeks Prosecutors to Join Its Office In the District of Columbia
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March 1, 2019Immediate Job Opening for Asian Mom
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October 9, 2018Woman of Color for Hire
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August 2, 2018An Unemployed Person (Who’s Not Bitter At All) Writes a Job Recruiter’s Job Description
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July 9, 2018Seeking Technical Mechanics Project Facilitator for Flow-Management Optimalization, Back-End Concordance Manifestations, and Other Things Too
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November 29, 2017Seeking Idea-Oriented Business Multi-Professional to Localize Metrics-Enlarged Dreamscape Stratagems
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November 13, 2017Southeastern Middlestill University Hiring Visiting Assistant Adjunct Just Because They Heard You’re On the Market
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 13, 2021Signs Your Genetic Predisposition to Addiction Has Manifested in Crafting, Specifically in Obsessive Visits to Michaels
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April 13, 2021William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count
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April 12, 2021Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors