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All posts tagged
kidnapping
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May 17, 2017Sorry This Note is Written With Cut Out Magazine Letters, But I Have Your Daughter
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December 8, 2016We Kidnapped Real People, Not Actors, to See What They Thought of the All-New 2017 Chevy Equinox
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May 27, 2014iTunes Terms and Conditions Written By a Person Being Held Against His Will
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March 14, 2014Give Me Back My Husband! At Some Point!
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May 22, 2013List: Captive Audience SEO
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March 8, 2004Sestina: She Used a Funnel
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May 26, 2000Humor Beginning With an Excerpt From a Newspaper