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All posts tagged
kidnapping
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April 30, 2021The ’90s Are Back, and They Aren’t Leaving Without Their Son
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February 18, 2020We Have Exciting Deals On Your Child’s School Photos — We Also Have Your Child
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November 22, 2019If You Ever Want to See Your Grandchild Again, You’ll Subscribe to Our New Streaming Network
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May 17, 2017Sorry This Note is Written With Cut Out Magazine Letters, But I Have Your Daughter
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December 8, 2016We Kidnapped Real People, Not Actors, to See What They Thought of the All-New 2017 Chevy Equinox
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May 27, 2014iTunes Terms and Conditions Written By a Person Being Held Against His Will
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March 14, 2014Give Me Back My Husband! At Some Point!
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May 22, 2013Captive Audience SEO
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March 8, 2004Sestina: She Used a Funnel
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May 26, 2000Humor Beginning With an Excerpt From a Newspaper
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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October 21, 2021It’s Time We Get Back to the Traditional Family Values of Absentee Fathers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live