Internet TendencyDaily humor almost every day.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

As little as a dollar a month is all it takes to help support our comedy site and its writers. Become a Tendency patron today!

All posts tagged

kidnapping

May 17, 2017

Sorry This Note is Written With Cut Out Magazine Letters, But I Have Your Daughter

by Dan Caprera
December 8, 2016

We Kidnapped Real People, Not Actors, to See What They Thought of the All-New 2017 Chevy Equinox

by Jonathan Carl
May 27, 2014

iTunes Terms and Conditions Written By a Person Being Held Against His Will

by Lak Rana
March 14, 2014

Give Me Back My Husband! At Some Point!

by David Henne
May 22, 2013

List: Captive Audience SEO

by Edward Fairchild and Jake Swearingen
March 8, 2004

Sestina: She Used a Funnel

by Tony Tost
May 26, 2000

Humor Beginning With an Excerpt From a Newspaper

by Tim Carvell

Trending 🔥

January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
September 19, 2017

If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises

by Michael Hare
February 4, 2019

I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors

by Sara K. Runnels
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur

Recently

February 15, 2019

How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe

by Ross Bullen
February 15, 2019

List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020

by Emily Fidago
February 15, 2019

Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight

by Rick Stoeckel
February 14, 2019

Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup

by Alex Leon