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March 17, 2020Alternatives to “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” During a Global Pandemic
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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February 7, 2018Please Take Five Minutes to Fill Out This Survey On Yesterday’s Make Out
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December 2, 2016If I Had to Make Out With the Founding Fathers Because Gary Sinise Was Threatening Me With a Gun, This is the Order I’d Go In
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July 8, 2006Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: Airport Kisses
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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