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All posts tagged
kissing
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March 17, 2020Alternatives to “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” During a Global Pandemic
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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February 7, 2018Please Take Five Minutes to Fill Out This Survey On Yesterday’s Make Out
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December 2, 2016If I Had to Make Out With the Founding Fathers Because Gary Sinise Was Threatening Me With a Gun, This is the Order I’d Go In
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July 8, 2006Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Airport Kisses
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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