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kissing

March 17, 2020

Alternatives to “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” During a Global Pandemic

by Cara Michelle Smith and Sara K. Runnels
January 8, 2019

How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide

by Quinn Boyes
February 7, 2018

Please Take Five Minutes to Fill Out This Survey On Yesterday’s Make Out

by Eliza Emily Campbell
December 2, 2016

If I Had to Make Out With the Founding Fathers Because Gary Sinise Was Threatening Me With a Gun, This is the Order I’d Go In

by Matthew Prager
July 8, 2006

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Airport Kisses

by Kevin Dolgin

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November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons
November 17, 2022

I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter

by Emily Menez
October 25, 2022

If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me

by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean

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December 2, 2022

Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?

by Audrey Burges
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I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were Synced

by Alex Baia
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How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
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I’m Quitting My Job as a Medieval Serf to Pursue My Passion

by Angus Duffin