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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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September 3, 2019I Believe That Marriage Should Be Between a Man, a Woman, and His Mentally Ill Wife Who Lives In the Attic
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August 16, 2019Drybarfly
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August 9, 2019Unromantic Yet Commendably Accurate Jane Austen Quotes
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August 2, 2019Bachelor in Paradise Lost Cast Revealed
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July 19, 2019Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore
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June 13, 2019Famous Opening Lines: On Fleek
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May 22, 2019“Old Town The Road” By Lil Nas X, Featuring Cormac McCarthy
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March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives
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May 5, 2025I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025Choose Your Own Adventure (Endings Only)