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January 12, 2021Sauron Has the Power of the One Ring for Another Week, What’s the Worst that Could Happen?
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October 28, 2020Political Fundraising Emails From Middle-earth
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September 30, 2020Why Didn’t Sauron Condemn the Orc Hordes?
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August 5, 2020Blood Donation Clinic Email Subject Line or Orc Battle Cry?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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June 14, 2018The Top Ten 2018 Men’s World Cup Teams Ranked By How Easily the First Lines of Each Country’s National Anthem Could Be Slipped Unnoticed Into Expository Voiceover In a Lord Of The Rings Movie
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October 31, 2017Just to Be Clear, the Witch-King of Angmar Was an Insignificant Volunteer in the Great Army of the Dark Lord Sauron
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January 6, 2017Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider Monster from The Lord of the Rings?
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December 13, 2013Dietary-Restricted Middle Earth
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January 18, 2013An Unexpected Screening Format Decision
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