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All posts tagged
makeup
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November 10, 2023I Prefer Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup
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January 20, 2023Our New Line of Men’s Grooming Products Is Perfect for You—a Big, Strong Man
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October 11, 2022How to Apply “No-Makeup” Makeup: A Guide for Mature Women
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June 29, 2022Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core
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February 11, 2020The Diary of Asger, the First Barbarian to Wear Body Paint
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May 10, 2019BALL PAINT: IT’S NOT MAKEUP IF IT’S FOR MEN
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April 17, 2018Ten Essential Makeup Tips for the Newly Out Transgender Woman
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July 29, 2015Strain of Marijuana or Shade of Covergirl Outlast Stay Brilliant Nail Glosstini?
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October 11, 2012Names of Nail Polishes My 74-Year-Old Grandma Barb Would Just Love
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May 24, 2012Increasingly Threatening Taglines for Beauty Products
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 19, 2024A Note from Your Child’s School About Its Apps and Websites
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September 19, 2024“Man Is Weak, and When He Makes Strength His Profession, He Is Weaker”: A Conversation with Wrestling Promoter Sean Görman About the Influence of the WWE on Trump’s Every Move
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September 19, 2024Every Type of Movie Sequel Title
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage