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marketing
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August 18, 2014Tide Detergent’s President of Marketing Defines the Company’s Typical Customer
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June 12, 2014Wanted: Sales Enthusiast with Sparkling Charm and the Ability to Gracefully Travel Between Mortal Planes
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February 27, 2014#YourBookTitle
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January 14, 2014Living the Dream: The Life of a Senior Search Engine Marketing Specialist
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January 8, 2014Let’s Get This Laundromat to the Forefront of Social Media!
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November 4, 2013Dynamic Marketing Firm Seeks Greatest Mind of Your Generation (Unpaid)
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February 17, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Marketing Lady in My Office Who Asked Me What My Major Was in College, and When I Said English, Responded With, “You’ll Never Get Anywhere With That.”
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May 4, 2011In the Beginning, There Was a Vaguely Defined Business Model
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March 10, 2011Welcome to This Integrated Marketing Meditation Session
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June 29, 2009Welcome to Our Branding House
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant