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All posts tagged
messages
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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June 14, 2017I Hope These Messages In Bottles Are Found In the Same Order That They Were Written
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February 9, 2009Excerpts From the Collected Answering-Machine Messages of Lyricist Tim Rice
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June 18, 2004Andrew W.K.‘s Inspirational Website Messages or Charles Manson’s Poetry?
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April 14, 2004Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”
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October 10, 2002Windows Messages, as if Rewritten by Scott, This Guy Who Bullied Me in the Second Grade.
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October 3, 2002This Is Mitch, Part Two
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October 2, 2002This Is Mitch, Part One
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April 12, 2001Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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October 17, 2000On Message
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director