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All posts tagged
messages
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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June 14, 2017I Hope These Messages In Bottles Are Found In the Same Order That They Were Written
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February 9, 2009Excerpts From the Collected Answering-Machine Messages of Lyricist Tim Rice
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June 18, 2004Andrew W.K.‘s Inspirational Website Messages or Charles Manson’s Poetry?
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April 14, 2004Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”
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October 10, 2002Windows Messages, as if Rewritten by Scott, This Guy Who Bullied Me in the Second Grade.
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October 3, 2002This Is Mitch, Part Two
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October 2, 2002This Is Mitch, Part One
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April 12, 2001Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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October 17, 2000On Message
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist