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All posts tagged
messages
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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June 14, 2017I Hope These Messages In Bottles Are Found In the Same Order That They Were Written
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February 9, 2009Excerpts From the Collected Answering-Machine Messages of Lyricist Tim Rice
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June 18, 2004List: Andrew W.K.‘s Inspirational Website Messages or Charles Manson’s Poetry?
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April 14, 2004List: Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”
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October 10, 2002Windows Messages, as if Rewritten by Scott, This Guy Who Bullied Me in the Second Grade.
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October 3, 2002This Is Mitch, Part Two
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October 2, 2002This Is Mitch, Part One
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April 12, 2001List: Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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October 17, 2000On Message
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes