Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

A FORCE OUTSIDE MYSELF

Sharing the voices and stories of older Americans, read our new column
A FORCE OUTSIDE MYSELF: CITIZENS OVER 60 SPEAK.

June 14, 2017

I Hope These Messages In Bottles Are Found In the Same Order That They Were Written

by Dan Caprera

As little as $1 a month ($12 a year!) goes a long way towards supporting our editorial staff and contributors while keeping us ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.

Become a patron

Suggested Reads

October 17, 2000

On Message

by Paul Maliszewski
March 26, 2018

I’ll Ping You

by Gary M. Almeter
April 12, 2001

Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher

by James Nevison
May 23, 2001

Adventure Week: As Far As The Eye Can See, Part 2 Of 2.

by Benjamin Jared Gilton

Trending 🔥

March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
April 1, 2020

We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards

by Jane Dimyan Ehrenfeld and Kate Ehrenfeld Gardoqui
March 30, 2020

Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?

by Jeremy Blachman

Recently

April 6, 2020

McSweeney’s Books: An Interview With Emerson Whitney About Their New Book HEAVEN

by Amanda Uhle
April 6, 2020

The Tongue Boys Will NOT Be Canceling the Spring Saliva Licktacular

by Colin Wentworth
April 4, 2020

A Force Outside Myself: Citizens Over 60 Speak

by McSweeney’s Editors
April 4, 2020

McSweeney’s April Instagram Readings

by McSweeney’s