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All posts tagged
new-york-city
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December 8, 2016
“Why I’m Leaving New York” Essays Through the Ages -
August 4, 2016The Crippling Anxiety On the West Coast is Just as Good as the Crippling Anxiety in New York
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April 20, 2016Why I’m Leaving New York, by Bernie Sanders
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March 17, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Signs You Are a Secretary Named Courtney in NYC
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March 7, 2016Please Respect the Cultural Differences Between New York and Los Angeles
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September 17, 2015Why I’m Leaving New York to Live in a Large Pile of Garbage That’s On Fire
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May 6, 2015List: The Modern Gangs of New York
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May 1, 2015Field Notes from Gentrified Places: Home to Flatbush
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March 5, 2015Field Notes from Gentrified Places: The Blocks Beautiful
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October 7, 2013New York’s Best Lines
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell