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September 15, 2020Why I’m Leaving This Plane of Existence
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December 31, 2019I’m Your Boyfriend, Proposing to You in Times Square On New Year’s Eve
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May 8, 2019Introducing the Newly Gentrified New York, New York Hotel & Casino
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February 27, 2019Of LIC and Men
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September 21, 2018Insider Tips for Metropolitan Opera First Timers
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February 26, 2018What I Imagine an Average Day Would Be Like If I Lived in New York
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February 13, 2018Thanks to New York Fucking City, I am a Divorced, Menopausal Woman at 25
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January 12, 2018Upper East Side Family Seeks Multi-Purpose Ivy League Graduate
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January 5, 2018The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s New Admissions Policy
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December 15, 2017Womanhattan
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