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January 22, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: NFL Playoffs, AFC/NFC Conference Championships, 2015-2016 Season
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January 15, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Not-So-Special Edition: NFL Playoffs, Divisional Round, 2015-2016 Season
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September 10, 2015Things a Non-Football Fan Could Say While Watching a Game That Will Make True Fans Accept You as One of Their Own
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September 5, 2014Tennessee Titans’ Head Coach Ken Whisenhunt’s Spirit Animal is a Football
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September 3, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Very Smiley Football Robot: A Review of Game Changer by Kirk Cousins
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October 25, 2013Memos From a Company Run Like the NFL
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February 1, 2013National Football Literati
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December 4, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Lazy judges & hypocritical lawyers frequently justify unfair rulings by jailing serial jerkoffs.”
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November 2, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Reduce Unemployment By Running the Ball
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February 1, 2008NFL Players Whose Names Sound Vaguely Dickensian, and the Characters They Would Be in an Actual Dickens Novel (2007–2008 Regular Season Edition)
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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