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parasites

April 13, 2017

My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod

by Simone Taylor
May 19, 2016

How to Dress for Your Body’s Parasitic Twin

by E.R. Catalano
July 17, 2014

I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me

by Katie Brinkworth
September 6, 2013

I’m Not Bloated; It’s Just the Growing Tapeworm I Swallowed to Lose Weight

by Beth Newell
August 9, 2013

An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock

by Juliana Peluso 
December 8, 2008

A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra

by Isaac Rooks
August 7, 2007

An Open Letter to the Intestinal Parasites I Managed to Pick Up in West Africa This Summer

by Ailea Sneller

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 3, 2023

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible

by Tom Ellison

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by Adam Greenspan
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by Jeremy Blachman
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by Miriam Jayaratna and Kathryn Baecht
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by Jesse Nathan