All posts tagged
parasites
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April 13, 2017Monologue: My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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May 19, 2016How to Dress for Your Body’s Parasitic Twin
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July 17, 2014I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me
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September 6, 2013I’m Not Bloated; It’s Just the Growing Tapeworm I Swallowed to Lose Weight
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August 9, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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December 8, 2008Monologue: A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra
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August 7, 2007Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Intestinal Parasites I Managed to Pick Up in West Africa This Summer
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything