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parasites

April 13, 2017

My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod

by Simone Taylor
May 19, 2016

How to Dress for Your Body’s Parasitic Twin

by E.R. Catalano
July 17, 2014

I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me

by Katie Brinkworth
September 6, 2013

I’m Not Bloated; It’s Just the Growing Tapeworm I Swallowed to Lose Weight

by Beth Newell
August 9, 2013

An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock

by J.M.P.
December 8, 2008

A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra

by Isaac Rooks
August 7, 2007

An Open Letter to the Intestinal Parasites I Managed to Pick Up in West Africa This Summer

by Ailea Sneller

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May 9, 2018

I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes

by Homa Mojtabai
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Acts of Rebellion for the Middle-Aged

by Liz Alterman
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Artificial Intelligence Cannot

by Jason Gudasz
June 16, 2025

Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled

by Amanda Lehr

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