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All posts tagged
parasites
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April 13, 2017My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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May 19, 2016How to Dress for Your Body’s Parasitic Twin
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July 17, 2014I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me
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September 6, 2013I’m Not Bloated; It’s Just the Growing Tapeworm I Swallowed to Lose Weight
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August 9, 2013An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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December 8, 2008A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra
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August 7, 2007An Open Letter to the Intestinal Parasites I Managed to Pick Up in West Africa This Summer
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian