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parasites
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April 13, 2017My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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May 19, 2016How to Dress for Your Body’s Parasitic Twin
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July 17, 2014I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me
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September 6, 2013I’m Not Bloated; It’s Just the Growing Tapeworm I Swallowed to Lose Weight
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August 9, 2013An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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December 8, 2008A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra
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August 7, 2007An Open Letter to the Intestinal Parasites I Managed to Pick Up in West Africa This Summer
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