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All posts tagged
parasites
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April 13, 2017Monologue: My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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May 19, 2016How to Dress for Your Body’s Parasitic Twin
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July 17, 2014I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me
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September 6, 2013I’m Not Bloated; It’s Just the Growing Tapeworm I Swallowed to Lose Weight
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August 9, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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December 8, 2008Monologue: A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra
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August 7, 2007Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Intestinal Parasites I Managed to Pick Up in West Africa This Summer
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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July 19, 2019List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 19, 2019Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape