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parasites
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April 13, 2017Monologue: My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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May 19, 2016How to Dress for Your Body’s Parasitic Twin
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July 17, 2014I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me
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September 6, 2013I’m Not Bloated; It’s Just the Growing Tapeworm I Swallowed to Lose Weight
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August 9, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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December 8, 2008Monologue: A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra
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August 7, 2007Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Intestinal Parasites I Managed to Pick Up in West Africa This Summer
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 15, 2018I Haven’t Even Started Thinking About Running for President in 2020, Despite What Those Campaign Buttons I Made Might Suggest
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November 15, 2018Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Buffy In Synchronicity At the Pawn Shop
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November 14, 2018The Cult of Ina Garten
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November 14, 2018List: Google Translate for My Asian Parents