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parenting
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June 16, 2020I’m So Sorry You Had to Share the Same Space as Me and My Toddler
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June 9, 2020Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
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May 27, 2020How to Successfully Lie Through Your Pre-K Parent-Teacher Zoom Conference
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May 15, 2020How to Arrange a Credibility Bookcase for Your Toddler’s Zoom Background
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May 8, 2020Common Positions You Will Jolt Awake From In Your First Year of Motherhood
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May 1, 2020Dos and Don’ts For Finding the Right Snowpiercer Train Car for Your Child
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April 17, 2020Society’s Problems Can Be Traced to Coddling Parents, and I Know This Because I Have Researched It Deeply While Staring Out the Window and Thinking
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April 16, 2020Living Through a Pandemic or Potty Training a Toddler?
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April 1, 2020We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards
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April 1, 2020Short Existentialist Plays Starring You, Your Coworkers, and Your Family During Quarantine
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