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All posts tagged
patriotism
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July 3, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced By Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” As Our National Anthem
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May 25, 2018This Is Our Obligatory-Yet-Disingenuous Commercial Saluting the Military
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June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
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May 31, 2016This Summer, We’re Renaming Our Tampons “America”!
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August 9, 2012Let’s Bring Those Guinness Records Back Home to America
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March 30, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Patridiotic
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October 10, 2006Patriotic Songs Reworked For The Modern Age
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July 21, 2003List: Recent Unpatriotic Thoughts: Canadian Edition
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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November 8, 2019List: The Ten Commandments of Workism