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patriotism
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June 12, 2020Flag Day Desperately Hopes Trump Forgets It Exists This Year
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July 3, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced By Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” As Our National Anthem
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May 25, 2018This Is Our Obligatory-Yet-Disingenuous Commercial Saluting the Military
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June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
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May 31, 2016This Summer, We’re Renaming Our Tampons “America”!
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August 9, 2012Let’s Bring Those Guinness Records Back Home to America
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March 30, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Patridiotic
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October 9, 2006Patriotic Songs Reworked For The Modern Age
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July 21, 2003Recent Unpatriotic Thoughts: Canadian Edition
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck