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    The COVID-19 Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
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    “The Roads Not Taken”: A Robert Frost Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Poem
    by Dan Caprera
  • March 18, 2020
    Online Faculty Meeting Message Thread Villanelle
    by Kate Polak and Lee Sélavy
  • March 18, 2020
    Famous Lines of Poetry Revised for the Age of Coronavirus
    by Dave Pell
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