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All posts tagged
poetry
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July 2, 2020The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku
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April 16, 2020William Blake’s “The Tyger King”
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April 7, 2020The COVID-19 Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
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March 26, 2020“The Roads Not Taken”: A Robert Frost Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Poem
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March 18, 2020Online Faculty Meeting Message Thread Villanelle
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March 18, 2020Famous Lines of Poetry Revised for the Age of Coronavirus
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December 12, 2019The Only Possible Poems
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September 17, 2019Poems William Carlos Williams Revised After Being Told By His Agent to “Do More Plums Content!”
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April 11, 2019Allen Ginsberg’s “Who Let the Dogs Out”
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April 1, 2019Ads Written By the Guy From Your Poetry MFA Who’s In Marketing Now
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian