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politics
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September 26, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”
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September 25, 2012Mid-Season Review of Hit Television Series American Election 2012
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September 7, 2012Despite Tonight’s Ruling I Will Not Stop Making Love to My Wife Against Our Town Statue
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August 21, 2012I Fail to See How Making Voting Rights Contingent on One’s Knowledge of Mad Men is Discriminatory
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August 16, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Those Hypnic Jerks
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August 3, 2012Family Vacation Week Debate Schedule
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July 30, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: The Lost Hope Diet
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July 24, 2012In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Let Lord Voldemort Start His Own Super PAC
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June 27, 2012The McSweeney’s Book of Politics & Musicals Week: INFOGRAPH: Chances Your Exit Poller Overslept and Just Made His Data Up?
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June 25, 2012Fragments from Fragments from Veep! The Musical
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