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All posts tagged
pregnant
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October 2, 2018“We’re Pregnant,” Said a Man
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August 30, 2018A Guide to Every Trimester
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August 3, 2018To Every Male Author Who Has Ever Said Writing a Book Was Like Having a Baby, Then Laughed at What a Clever Comparison It Was
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August 16, 2016An Open Letter to Preeclampsia
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March 10, 2016Questions I Would Have Preferred to Have Been Asked in My Thirties in Lieu of “Why Don’t You Want Kids?”
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August 4, 2015An Extremely Pregnant Woman Has a Few Questions for the Motherhood Maternity Customer Service Desk
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July 22, 2015How to Win at Childbirth Class
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July 10, 2015Your Baby is Most Certainly the Size of Some Kind of Fruit
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March 27, 2015An Open Letter to the Braxton-Hicks Contractions That Hit a Student in My First Period 10th Grade English Class
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October 8, 2014Ten Meetings with Lactation Consultants
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom