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All posts tagged
pregnant
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October 2, 2018“We’re Pregnant,” Said a Man
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August 30, 2018A Guide to Every Trimester
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August 3, 2018To Every Male Author Who Has Ever Said Writing a Book Was Like Having a Baby, Then Laughed at What a Clever Comparison It Was
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August 16, 2016An Open Letter to Preeclampsia
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March 10, 2016Questions I Would Have Preferred to Have Been Asked in My Thirties in Lieu of “Why Don’t You Want Kids?”
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August 4, 2015An Extremely Pregnant Woman Has a Few Questions for the Motherhood Maternity Customer Service Desk
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July 22, 2015How to Win at Childbirth Class
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July 10, 2015Your Baby is Most Certainly the Size of Some Kind of Fruit
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March 27, 2015An Open Letter to the Braxton-Hicks Contractions That Hit a Student in My First Period 10th Grade English Class
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October 8, 2014Ten Meetings with Lactation Consultants
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee