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All posts tagged
professors
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May 17, 2019List: Reviewing Course Evaluations: The Drinking Game
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May 2, 2019University Assessment Committee Erotica
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January 11, 2019List: 29 Things I’ve Learned From Being a Professor
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December 7, 2018A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion
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August 30, 2018How Can We Make Our Funded Program More Diverse Without Hiring More Faculty and Students of Color?
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August 29, 2018List: Men Explain My Syllabus to Me
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August 28, 2018List: Tom Petty’s Guide to Academic Promotion: A Playlist
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March 21, 2018Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!
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February 2, 2018Academic Conference Hotel Bar Bingo
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September 22, 2017How to Cite Criticisms of Your Professors Using the MLA Handbook, Eighth Edition
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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