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All posts tagged
professors
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?
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December 9, 2022Emily Dickinson’s Evaluation Rubric for a Tenure-Track Position at Her Liberal Arts College
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July 15, 2022Prayer of the Assistant Professor Going up for Tenure
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January 19, 2022I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian