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professors
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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May 18, 2020Lesser-Known Privileges of Academic Rank
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January 9, 2020My Layoff Letter Ground Up with Text From Meat Processing Trade Magazines
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December 26, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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December 26, 2019Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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November 18, 2019Your English Professor’s Inner Thoughts On Your Final Paper Topic
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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August 28, 201910 Tips for Selecting Courses Based On Things You Will Write On Your Professors’ Course Evaluations At the End of the Semester
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 18, 2020The Trump Aristocrats 2020
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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December 1, 2020I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things
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December 1, 2020An Excerpt From Mike Sacks’ New Book, Slouchers
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com