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All posts tagged
professors
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July 15, 2022Prayer of the Assistant Professor Going up for Tenure
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January 19, 2022I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature
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December 27, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic
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June 29, 2021Assistant Professor Travis Bickle’s Final Email to His Intro to Fiction Students
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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May 18, 2020Lesser-Known Privileges of Academic Rank
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January 9, 2020My Layoff Letter Ground Up with Text From Meat Processing Trade Magazines
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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November 18, 2019Your English Professor’s Inner Thoughts On Your Final Paper Topic
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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