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All posts tagged
professors
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January 19, 2022I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature
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December 27, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic
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June 29, 2021Assistant Professor Travis Bickle’s Final Email to His Intro to Fiction Students
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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May 18, 2020Lesser-Known Privileges of Academic Rank
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January 9, 2020My Layoff Letter Ground Up with Text From Meat Processing Trade Magazines
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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November 18, 2019Your English Professor’s Inner Thoughts On Your Final Paper Topic
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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