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All posts tagged
professors
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February 2, 2018Academic Conference Hotel Bar Bingo
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September 22, 2017How to Cite Criticisms of Your Professors Using the MLA Handbook, Eighth Edition
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May 17, 2017Bridge Metaphors Used During the English Department Meeting With the Dean
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May 11, 2017An Open Letter to My Chili Pepper On Ratemyprofessors.com
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May 10, 2017Facebook Genres for English Professors
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April 13, 2017Three Adjunct Professors Contemplate Mortality in a Forever 21 Dressing Room
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January 17, 2017Action Items On Your Radical Professor’s Liberal Agenda
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June 3, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Rate My Robin Williams Professor
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May 4, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: On the Hierarchy of English Professors, a Nomenclature: Scholar-Type, Teacher-Type, Artist-Type
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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