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professors
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic
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June 29, 2021Assistant Professor Travis Bickle’s Final Email to His Intro to Fiction Students
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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May 18, 2020Lesser-Known Privileges of Academic Rank
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January 9, 2020My Layoff Letter Ground Up with Text From Meat Processing Trade Magazines
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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November 18, 2019Your English Professor’s Inner Thoughts On Your Final Paper Topic
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President