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All posts tagged
professors
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May 17, 2017Bridge Metaphors Used During the English Department Meeting With the Dean
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May 11, 2017An Open Letter to My Chili Pepper On Ratemyprofessors.com
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May 10, 2017Facebook Genres for English Professors
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April 13, 2017Three Adjunct Professors Contemplate Mortality in a Forever 21 Dressing Room
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January 17, 2017Action Items On Your Radical Professor’s Liberal Agenda
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June 3, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Rate My Robin Williams Professor
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May 4, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: On the Hierarchy of English Professors, a Nomenclature: Scholar-Type, Teacher-Type, Artist-Type
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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April 11, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: A Professor’s Guide: When to Drop the F-Bomb in Class
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July 29, 2015Required Reading Essay Questions Written By a First-Year Adjunct Who Does Not Have the Time or Wherewithal to Do the Required Reading
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 2, 2020We Have Heard Your Complaints About Police Brutality and We Are Solving the Problem By Inserting a CGI Black Character Into Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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July 1, 2020We Shouldn’t Presume That the Velociraptor Experts Know the Best Way to Deal With Velociraptor Attacks
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July 1, 2020Canadian Proverbs