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All posts tagged
professors
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August 28, 2018Tom Petty’s Guide to Academic Promotion: A Playlist
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March 21, 2018Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!
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February 2, 2018Academic Conference Hotel Bar Bingo
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September 22, 2017How to Cite Criticisms of Your Professors Using the MLA Handbook, Eighth Edition
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May 17, 2017Bridge Metaphors Used During the English Department Meeting With the Dean
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May 11, 2017An Open Letter to My Chili Pepper On Ratemyprofessors.com
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May 10, 2017Facebook Genres for English Professors
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April 13, 2017Three Adjunct Professors Contemplate Mortality in a Forever 21 Dressing Room
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January 17, 2017Action Items On Your Radical Professor’s Liberal Agenda
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June 3, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Rate My Robin Williams Professor
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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