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real-estate

June 24, 2024

My Recent Interview to Simply Rent a Small House in Los Angeles for Six Months

by Dan Kennedy
January 25, 2024

An Open Letter to the Real Estate Agent Who Assumed I Was the Housekeeper

by Julie Chang
January 12, 2024

Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Wanted You to Buy This Timeshare

by Evan Waite and River Clegg
December 28, 2023

Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars

by Devin Wallace
November 17, 2023

Martin Luther in the West Village: The Twenty-Five Theses

by Jessica Francis Kane
October 20, 2023

Eleven Things You Will Never Hear an American Say on House Hunters International

by Maggie Galehouse
September 20, 2023

Let’s Sell Your Basic House for More Than a Million Goddamn Dollars

by Dan Kennedy
July 19, 2023

We’re Subletting Our Fourth Bed Space While Bedmate Visits Chocolate Factory

by Brian Higgins
July 10, 2023

Features of Homes That I Would Absolutely Settle for in This Housing Market

by Caroline Lazar
June 22, 2023

I Don’t Care What You Say, Brian, That Benihana Wasn’t in the Basement When We Bought This House

by Laura K. Duncan

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September 9, 2024

A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life

by Tyler Gooch
September 11, 2024

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait

by Maura Quint
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 22, 2023

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan

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