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real-estate
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January 31, 2025The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer
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June 24, 2024My Recent Interview to Simply Rent a Small House in Los Angeles for Six Months
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January 25, 2024An Open Letter to the Real Estate Agent Who Assumed I Was the Housekeeper
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January 12, 2024Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Wanted You to Buy This Timeshare
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December 28, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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November 17, 2023Martin Luther in the West Village: The Twenty-Five Theses
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October 20, 2023Eleven Things You Will Never Hear an American Say on House Hunters International
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September 20, 2023Let’s Sell Your Basic House for More Than a Million Goddamn Dollars
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July 19, 2023We’re Subletting Our Fourth Bed Space While Bedmate Visits Chocolate Factory
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July 10, 2023Features of Homes That I Would Absolutely Settle for in This Housing Market
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