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All posts tagged
real-estate
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September 20, 2023Let’s Sell Your Basic House for More Than a Million Goddamn Dollars
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July 19, 2023We’re Subletting Our Fourth Bed Space While Bedmate Visits Chocolate Factory
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July 10, 2023Features of Homes That I Would Absolutely Settle for in This Housing Market
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June 22, 2023I Don’t Care What You Say, Brian, That Benihana Wasn’t in the Basement When We Bought This House
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May 22, 2023Someday, Sarah, Our Ship Will Come in and We’ll Move Back to the Neighborhood We Used to Live in Before We Got Priced Out
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April 19, 2023All My Real Estate Fantasies
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April 13, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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March 15, 2023I Couldn’t Be Happier in My Committed, Long-Term Lease
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March 13, 2023The Nine Circles of Home Renovation Hell
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March 2, 2023Every Episode of Love It or List It
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 6, 2023Plato’s Cave Regrets to Inform You It Will Be Raising Its Rent
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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September 20, 2023Let’s Sell Your Basic House for More Than a Million Goddamn Dollars
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