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May 17, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Buqjah
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May 10, 2022A Reimagining of Your Uterus, Which I, Elon Musk, Now Own
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May 9, 2022For Bodily Autonomy Reasons, I Now Identify as a Corpse
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May 6, 2022Happy Non-Optional Legally Mandated State-Enforced Mother’s Day
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April 22, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Baby is Fascinated by Light Bulbs
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April 22, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: I Know What’s Best for You All Over the World Introduction
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June 16, 2021Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
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May 9, 2019You Ladies Can Get an Abortion Whenever You Need, So Long As It’s Within the Next Three Seconds
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July 15, 2013Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 46: We Will Lift Each Other Up
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members