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June 5, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #14: The Trouble with Trains

by Stuart Winchester
May 17, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #13: Fuck Science

by Stuart Winchester
April 29, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #12: The War on Food

by Stuart Winchester
April 10, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #11: The Endangered Species Elimination Act

by Stuart Winchester
March 20, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #10: The Destruction of Iran

by Stuart Winchester
January 22, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #7: Fracky New Year

by Stuart Winchester
November 14, 2012

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #4: Rethinking Disaster Relief

by Stuart Winchester
October 29, 2012

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #3: Guns for Food Stamps

by Stuart Winchester
October 10, 2012

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #2: In Defense of Todd Akin

by Stuart Winchester
September 20, 2012

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper No. 1: A Constitutional Ban on Gay Marriage

by Stuart Winchester

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by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

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