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March 22, 2022What Conservative Parents Think My Lesson Plans for Their Children Look Like
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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January 20, 2021The Immortan Joe Administration Releases the 2776 Report
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January 7, 2021If War Correspondents Reported on the MAGA Riots in the Same Way They Reported on Coup Attempts in Other Countries
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December 8, 2020The 10 Rules of Conservative Comedy
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December 4, 2020Introducing MUSK: The Mask for Men
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November 17, 2020Welcome to Parler, the Social Media Platform for Conservative Free-Thinkers Who Reject Objective Reality
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
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August 26, 2019David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father
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May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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