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May 3, 2023If Elected President, I Promise to Slaughter Mickey Mouse
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April 11, 2023Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned
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March 27, 2023We Need the Parents Bill of Rights Act So We Can Censor Curriculum and Ban Books
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March 17, 2023Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”
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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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January 9, 2023I Just Want to Start Lifting Weights Without Getting Red-Pilled
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December 8, 2022How to Tell Whether Someone Is Liberal or Conservative
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October 28, 2022It’s Me, the Person Putting Drugs in the Halloween Candy
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October 6, 2022Where Are All the Women on This Alt-Right, Anti-Choice, Toxic Masculinity Dating App?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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