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October 13, 2023Sure You Can Regulate My Uterus, But You’ll Have to Find it First
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July 28, 2022How I, God, Made the Bible So Clear on Abortion
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July 22, 2022Foolproof Alternatives to Banned Birth Control
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July 21, 2022Hemingway Updated for the Post-Roe Generation
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July 15, 2022I Am Ariel the Little Mermaid, and I’d Like to Be a Fish Again
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 28, 2022Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad
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June 27, 2022Today’s Meeting of the Congressional Bipartisan A Cappella Coalition
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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