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All posts tagged
roe-vs-wade
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June 24, 2022The Virgin Mary Reclaims Her Birth Story
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May 19, 2022I Regret to Inform You That I Can Get Pregnant with My Legs Closed
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May 11, 2022Other Rights the Supreme Court Will Get Rid of Because They Aren’t Deeply Rooted in History and Tradition
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May 11, 2022A Brief and True History of Murder
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May 10, 2022Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
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May 10, 2022A Reimagining of Your Uterus, Which I, Elon Musk, Now Own
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May 9, 2022For Bodily Autonomy Reasons, I Now Identify as a Corpse
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May 6, 2022Happy Non-Optional Legally Mandated State-Enforced Mother’s Day
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May 3, 2022We’re the Supreme Court, and We Should Have Used Protection
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December 2, 2021The Democratic Party’s Guide to Keeping Your Rights