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ron-desantis
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October 26, 2023Sex Ed in Florida is Now Just a Video of Ron DeSantis Playing the “Lime in the Coconut” Song on the Bongos
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August 10, 2023Revised Instructional Materials for Florida AP Psychology Students
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July 17, 2023I Am a Monster Hell Bent on Destroying Earth, but Humans Are More Concerned That I’m a Lesbian
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June 29, 2023Ron DeSantis’s Fourth of July Party Prep List
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May 3, 2023If Elected President, I Promise to Slaughter Mickey Mouse
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April 11, 2023Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned
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March 20, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home