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All posts tagged
school
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June 1, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Absence
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June 10, 2008A Former WWF Wrestler, Now a Suburban Realtor and Parent of Three, Campaigns for PTA Chair and Battles His Instincts
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February 12, 2008My Ancestry Assignment
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December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
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February 27, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Winky
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January 27, 2006A Mother’s Plea
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June 3, 2005How Other School Subjects Would Be Spelled by People Who Refer to the Three R’s As “Reading, ’Riting, and ’Rithmetic.”
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October 19, 2004Effective Application Strategies for Mrs. Schobel’s Morning-Recess Dodgeball
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September 10, 2004What Color Is Your Sippy Cup?
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June 4, 2004Community College Buddha Master
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 31, 2017How to Log In to the Student Portal
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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August 19, 2022Teach a Man to Fish and He Will Eat for a Lifetime, So Long As He Can Provide His Own Rod and Have a Way of Getting to the Pond
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August 19, 2022Short Conversations with Poets: Richie Hofmann
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August 19, 2022Even the Sophists Hate That One Guy in Your Graduate Seminar
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament