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All posts tagged
school
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September 13, 2011Do You Like Me? Click Yes or No
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June 23, 2011The Hexagon Papers
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November 22, 2010On the Cutting of Franklin Elementary’s Poker Budget
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October 4, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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June 15, 2010Mrs. Yates’ 3rd Grade Class Receives a New Message from Space
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June 10, 2010French Class, 2241
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June 1, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Absence
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June 10, 2008A Former WWF Wrestler, Now a Suburban Realtor and Parent of Three, Campaigns for PTA Chair and Battles His Instincts
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February 12, 2008My Ancestry Assignment
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December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit