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All posts tagged
school
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June 1, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Absence
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June 10, 2008Monologue: A Former WWF Wrestler, Now a Suburban Realtor and Parent of Three, Campaigns for PTA Chair and Battles His Instincts
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February 12, 2008My Ancestry Assignment
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December 11, 2007Monologue: Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
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February 27, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Winky
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January 27, 2006A Mother’s Plea
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June 3, 2005List: How Other School Subjects Would Be Spelled by People Who Refer to the Three R’s As “Reading, ’Riting, and ’Rithmetic.”
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October 19, 2004Effective Application Strategies for Mrs. Schobel’s Morning-Recess Dodgeball
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September 10, 2004What Color Is Your Sippy Cup?
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June 4, 2004Community College Buddha Master
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics