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All posts tagged
school
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November 22, 2010On the Cutting of Franklin Elementary’s Poker Budget
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October 4, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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June 15, 2010Mrs. Yates’ 3rd Grade Class Receives a New Message from Space
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June 10, 2010French Class, 2241
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June 1, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Absence
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June 10, 2008A Former WWF Wrestler, Now a Suburban Realtor and Parent of Three, Campaigns for PTA Chair and Battles His Instincts
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February 12, 2008My Ancestry Assignment
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December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
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February 27, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Winky
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January 27, 2006A Mother’s Plea
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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July 7, 2020
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To