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All posts tagged
school
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June 3, 2005How Other School Subjects Would Be Spelled by People Who Refer to the Three R’s As “Reading, ’Riting, and ’Rithmetic.”
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October 19, 2004Effective Application Strategies for Mrs. Schobel’s Morning-Recess Dodgeball
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September 10, 2004What Color Is Your Sippy Cup?
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June 4, 2004Community College Buddha Master
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May 25, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Long-Term Substitute Science Teacher
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May 4, 2004Beloit College Mindset List: 1918
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April 14, 2004John Hughes, High School Guidance Counselor
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March 15, 2004Pattern and Chance
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February 26, 2004Sestina: Get To School (A Sestina)
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January 23, 2004A Midyear Update from Miss Othmar
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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