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All posts tagged
school
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February 26, 2004Sestina: Get To School (A Sestina)
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January 23, 2004A Midyear Update from Miss Othmar
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January 17, 2004Enrichment Is Wasted on Me: Remembrances of Unfinished Continuing-Education Courses
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November 6, 2003Early Bird Report Card
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August 19, 2003The Lies Perpetrated on Me by Public Education, Part One: Salisbury Central School
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July 29, 2003Actual Phrases from My American History Textbook
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November 21, 2002Nicknames for the Nuns at My Catholic Girls Boarding School
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September 23, 2002Example Sentences from My Sixth-Grade Grammar Book
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April 12, 2001Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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November 3, 2000My Children Will Pay For This Someday
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit