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All posts tagged
school
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January 17, 2004Enrichment Is Wasted on Me: Remembrances of Unfinished Continuing-Education Courses
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November 6, 2003Early Bird Report Card
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August 19, 2003The Lies Perpetrated on Me by Public Education, Part One: Salisbury Central School
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July 29, 2003Actual Phrases from My American History Textbook
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November 21, 2002Nicknames for the Nuns at My Catholic Girls Boarding School
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September 23, 2002Example Sentences from My Sixth-Grade Grammar Book
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April 12, 2001Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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November 3, 2000My Children Will Pay For This Someday
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September 15, 2000Back-to-School Week: Ideas For Yet More Film Adaptations of Classic Novels, Updated and Set in a High School
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September 14, 2000Back-to-School Week: Hazing Rituals to Be Inflicted by Me, Assuming That I Now Attend a British Boarding School
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 7, 2025Make America Suck Again
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March 19, 2025We Are Free-Speech Absolutionists, Unless You Say Something We Disagree With, In Which Case, You’re a Terrorist
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March 19, 2025We Regret to Inform You We Will No Longer Sponsor Your Pride Parade